portfolio : i know you won't make it till the end edition.

ABOUT ME

hi, i'm kez, i learn random shit and i adore caffeine. as of now i'm a web designer and a student majoring in criminology. that's about it. i'm mostly sleep deprived and always eager to learn useless skills to stay niche. stay niche twin, glug glug. it's around 4am in the morning when i'm making ts, so excuse me for my verbose and intellectual bio about myself.

ABOUT THIS PORTFOLIO

if i'm being honest i like simple things, i prefer minimalism — actually no, i just saw all those cool 3d portfolios on awwwards — shoutout to them, and i couldn't think of anything cool so for now this will suffice ig, but i'm cooking something so just hol up, that is if you even care.

so i decided to go with a plaintext version of this, and i decided to throw in some shaders, ya feel me?

so yeah ig, my socials will be below, i'm not antisocial — that sucked.

SOCIALS

(as promised)

instagram ....

@joybaited // new acc so hmu

discord ......

@whskie

letterboxd ...

@psfo

defe.at ......

@hi

ebay .........

no ebay. lol. heehee

email ........

who even sends emails anymore, i mean not me, if you do, then cool. ig. (if it's work related js hmu on cord, it's super profesh, it's the new slack)

WHAT I DO

• making cool websites
• cooking well and doing the dishes like a good boy (i ain't a chud)
• not sleeping / staying up late
• financial consultancy (i'm broke but igu anyway)
• learning things fast
• doomscrolling — for hours
• eating a lot
• caffeine, caffeine and lots of caffeine, i just love caffeine, like i'll even trade my firstborn for a case of pink redbull (yk i wouldn't do that, it's called sargasm, i've had sargasm once.)

WHAT I KNOW

• webgl
• threejs
• 3d model optimization
• cms config for 3d models — basehub
• ai automation (via n8n)
• claude (code, design, cowork, you name it)
• brand optimization
• risk management
• forensics (guyknowballogist)
• criminology (guyknowballogist)
• picking locks
• sketching and wireframing
• making and tuning shaders

EXTRA INFO

works are in progress so there ain't gonna be a work section in this. what i wanted to tell you was something you prolly already know — we all got one life so just live the fuck out of it, try to make it in life and do something different, take some risks. getting comfortable is meant to stay within the interstices of your life, maining it won't get you nowhere. at the end of the day you are who you are and you only have yourself, and maybe some people that care about you and likewise, so just do what you wanna do, you ain't got nothing to lose.

DUMP

• i don't like monster white, idc what kind of performative sugarfree-loving abhorrent monsters love it.
• watch what caffeine actually does here.
• join discord.gg/caffeine, i don't fw regular cord servers and ts niche af, i vouch for it.
• if you want bengal cats or cartiers hit me up, i'll be able to source em.
• if you would wish to donate me redbulls or good energy drinks that don't taste cheeks, just hit me up w some crypto.